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You know people are always talking about the environmental impact of beef, but, I mean, cows must be, like, "Are you kidding me ? What about the impact of people. Don't blame everything on our farts."

Why don't canibals eat clowns ?

Because they taste funny.

Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"

The barman says "We don't serve time-travellers here".

A time traveller walks into the bar.